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Then someone has to call the cops. Last night, I stayed at Blake’s again. Blake had gone out with Rich which left Wayne and I alone. We called it a night around 11:30 and everything was fine. That is until Blake got home at 4 am, piss drunk (half a handle of Captain Morgan), and belligerent. He started yelling at Wayne and threatening to beat him up and all that and then broke down crying and tried to jump out of a window…. twice. After the second time, Wayne and I decided to call the cops because we were just at a total loss for what to do. They came pretty quickly and talked to us all before finally taking Blake to the hospital to sober up and talk to a counselor. He’s back home, newly prescribed to xanex, and being sent to rehab by his mother. Oh yeah, and furious with Wayne and me. I tried to explain how much he was scaring us but he wasn’t really hearing me at all. I don’t feel bad though, there’s nothing better I could have done there.

In other news, I went to get lunch today and my card was declined. The woman was nice enough to let me slide and I promised to pay it back on monday when my paycheck clears. I need to tone down the fabulous in my life or give up eating. Not sure which I dread giving up more.



I’ve gotten rid of George which is fantastic. I very calmly explained to him that I just couldn’t handle the stress of a relationship while working at this high stress level job. In reality, work is easy. And as soon as I find someone who’s not lame, I’ll be dating again.

In other news, I missed a killer fist fight last night. Wayne and Blake beat the shit out of each other. It’s been happening every so often since they broke up. Why they still talk when they seem to do nothing but fight is beyond me. The problem is, Blake is still in love with Wayne while Wayne can’t make up his mind. One week he’s telling me how much he loves and misses Blake and the next week he’s telling me about how he never loved Blake and certainly doesn’t now. I think I need to get more straight guy friends. For one thing, there’s less drama, and for another, straight guys know other straight guys. Gay guys, not so much.



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