I’ve gotten rid of George which is fantastic. I very calmly explained to him that I just couldn’t handle the stress of a relationship while working at this high stress level job. In reality, work is easy. And as soon as I find someone who’s not lame, I’ll be dating again.

In other news, I missed a killer fist fight last night. Wayne and Blake beat the shit out of each other. It’s been happening every so often since they broke up. Why they still talk when they seem to do nothing but fight is beyond me. The problem is, Blake is still in love with Wayne while Wayne can’t make up his mind. One week he’s telling me how much he loves and misses Blake and the next week he’s telling me about how he never loved Blake and certainly doesn’t now. I think I need to get more straight guy friends. For one thing, there’s less drama, and for another, straight guys know other straight guys. Gay guys, not so much.